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SA Presedential Plane
Jacob Zuma, Shabir Shaik and Julius Malema are flying on the Presidential jet to a gathering in Cape Town when Shaik turns to Zuma and says, chuckling,
'You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the window right now and make someone very happy .'
Zuma shrugs and replies, 'Well, I could throw ten R100 notes out the window and make ten people happy.'
Not to be outdone, Malema says, 'Well I could throw a hundred R10 notes out the window and make a hundred people happy.'
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, 'Such arrogant jerks back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 52 million people happy.
'You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the window right now and make someone very happy .'
Zuma shrugs and replies, 'Well, I could throw ten R100 notes out the window and make ten people happy.'
Not to be outdone, Malema says, 'Well I could throw a hundred R10 notes out the window and make a hundred people happy.'
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, 'Such arrogant jerks back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 52 million people happy.